Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case