I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end