If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand