Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring