At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
One thing I could do Was need control
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness