In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like