Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit