All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies