They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
God is the world’s only super-bower
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t