We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
I want what you want so I want a cow