I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged