Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line