New Revised Standard Translation
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich