Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go