Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
100% of success is showing up on time
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…