Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–