I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…