Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story