The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
All dressed down with nowhere to go
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day