None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all