All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world