The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty