Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
I changed My mind By following My heart
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga