You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct