Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words