Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah