In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…