When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…