At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”