If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…