When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words