A Tale of Us vs. Them
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…