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To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
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Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
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In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…