In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,