I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me