Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission