Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA