Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon