The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–