Railroaded in the Desert of the Real
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria