Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead