Railroaded in the Desert of the Real
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…