When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

All dressed down with nowhere to go

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell