Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…