No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego