A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…