We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
There Is Always Room For
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
If you Buy it You might Like it
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up