Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral