Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
I want what you want so I want a cow
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Never Win Anything