Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
100% of success is showing up on time
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves